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petiitelavande:

How come there’s never enough space in hot topic? Why do I always have to shimmy between a rack of band merch and anime shirts just to get to the back? I’ve never been in a hot topic without having to engage in combat with a tattoo-sleeved 20 yr old just to get past the rhine-stoned backpacks. Is the merchandise just so emo that they can’t contain it all?

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jagknoir:

when youre listening to a song and it reminds you of your OC

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when youre listening to an entire album and it reminds you of your OC

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how the fuck did all of those renaissance dilettantes learn so much crap? Like they spoke 3 languages and were foremost in several branches of science, plus they wrote poetry, played the violin, and were master artists? And they still had time to be gay? 

none of them ever did any laundry at all

The emotional and physical labor necessary to maintain the lifestyles of Renaissance and Enlightenment polymaths was shunted almost entirely to their uncredited servants, slaves, wives, and daughters. 

Whenever we compare ourselves to the ‘genius men’ of the past, and wonder why we fall so short, remember this: their intellectual capacity, energy, and freedom was because there was someone else washing the damn dishes.

Rosalind Miles’ “Who Cooked the Last Supper?” is about how women throughout history provided critical services so men could have leisure time.

Fuck

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durbikins:

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

That sounds like a good way to get shot

lol what are you, a gun cuck?
can’t kill a man with your own hands?

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

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acidmerbaby:

Some of you have never taken the ‘Am I Gay’ quiz at 13, deliberately chosen the obviously straight answers, and gone to bed content in your clearly authentic, airtight heterosexuality and it shows

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Hot take: on a scale of nerd vs jock, LARPing is a more jockish activity then fantasy football.

LARPing: people going outside and being physically active, requires working as a team with people

Fantasy Football: poindexters on the computer, playing with stats 

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fartgallery:

wheel of fortune puzzle: P_T S_J_K IS THE MURDERER

me: id like to solve the puzzle

vanna white: *nods at me furiously*

me: its-

pat sajak: *stares me down and drags thumb across his neck*

me: uh…

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pitbullmabari:

Dr James Barry, the first doctor to perform a successful C section wherein both mother and child survived, was a huge champion of handwashing at a time when most doctors didn’t wash their hands. For this reason, many of the chilldbirths he delivered resulted in healthier babies and mothers. He was also a gay trans man, who specifically wrote that upon his death he wished for his body to be taken in its nightshirt, wrapped in his sheets as a shroud, and placed into the coffin so that nobody would see his body. His wishes were not respected, and as a result he was outed at his death.

i’ve also been informed he had a poodle. He named his poodle Psyche. I’d just like to congratulate him on being an excellent human being, who not only pioneered modern medicine but also had good taste in dogs. that is all.

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  1. i thought this was fake but it’s not
  2. here’s the sawbones episode about him
  3. cis people

He was also reportedly quite the ladies’ man, and he’d apparently carried a child to term and gave birth.

he’s one of my favorite historical figures and ive read a lot on him including the biography Scanty Particulars by Rachel Holmes. a lot of the details of his life are difficult to figure out, partly cause he was very private and partly cause he had so many rumors surrounding him. here are some of my fave facts about him:

-he was very concerned with protecting poor people, women and people of color, aka all the people most of upper class british society at the time cared the least about. he worked to reform prisons and hospitals in south africa at risk to his own career, and also improved the conditions under which poor enlisted british soldiers and their families lived

-he was kind of a known hothead. he was rumored to have fought at least one duel (probably not true though). florence nightingale hated him even though they had similar ideas about medicine because they had such a clash of personalities in the brief time they worked together

-he was a vegetarian and took a goat with him on sea voyages so he could always have fresh milk

-even though he had an abrasive personality and made a lot of enemies, his patients, especially the women, really loved him because they felt like he knew what he was doing and actually cared about their health

-he died poor because the british army ripped him off >:/

edit i almost forgot the best thing. he didn’t just have one poodle named psyche. he had a bunch. when one died he would get a new poodle and name that one psyche too

“i thought your poodle died?”

“psyche!” [poodle comes trotting in]

this is the best response

Photo of Dr. James Barry in the late 1840s:

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You can read more about Dr. Barry here.

MY MAN

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Imagine trying to explain this addition to the post to Dr. Barry himself

Oh, I think he’d get it.

he’s hot

hes hot

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ironmanstan:

tony: im in target do you need anything

peter: oh just pjs i guess

tony: okay

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peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,

peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!

tony: which one lol

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peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!

peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK

peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn

tony: *makes a phonecall*

peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,

tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*

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# same energy

The difference between Dad Energy and Daddy Energy

tony @ pete: my child,,, i will get you whatever

bruce @ clark: im your sugar daddy dont worry bout it

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